Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions In case you missed it, we announced our next Strangerville Live show, which will happen March 30 in Salt Lake City. You should get your tickets before they sell out
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Earlier this week Paul Simon posted on Instagram that he was retiring, which was a huge shock because he didn't even attempt to consult with me about this
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions What's that? You guys didn't think I would get a Pictures & Distractions post out this week? You thought I was too busy and drowning in
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions You'll be happy to know the Snuggie, of such fame as the Strangerhood of the Traveling Snuggie, has made it to half a dozen lucky wearers in multiple
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Every single December I have the exact same interaction with Brianne. I hand her an envelope with her name on it and tell her that I picked out something really
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Eli: What are you doing tomorrow morning? Skylar: I have a meeting that I'm leading. Eli: That sounds like a rap lyric. Skylar: Huh? Eli: You have a
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I have a work thing out of town tomorrow so I dropped Duncan off at Matt's house this afternoon. Ollie was taking his 9-hour nap on Matt'
The Siblings Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I have a work thing this week in Chicago, or as Bob and Cathie like to call it "DON'T GET MURDERED." I'm staying with
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I woke up this morning to an angry email from Brianne demanding to know "why the hell" I hadn't shared with you all the story of
Lynn Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Tonight Lynne called me to see if I wanted to walk over to a city council debate between a few of the candidates in our area. I wasn't
Emma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions You guys! Look! I Pictured and Distracted! I almost forgot how to do this! The last time we had one of these posts they hadn't even invented electricity
Pictures from my phone Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions TSA: Sir, is this your bag? Eli: Yes. TSA: So this giant bottle of self-tanning lotion belongs to you? Eli: Oh. No. I don't know . . . uh . . . TSA: What
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I swear to you I'm going camping this weekend. I KNOW. This basically isn't even America anymore. I've been writing Stranger for hundreds of
Grandma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions On Sunday Gmac told me she recently found a restaurant pager in her purse and she doesn't remember where it came from so she's going to
Meg Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I have a red eye flight to Boston tonight (thank you for your prayers) so I took Duncan over to Meg's house this evening to drop him off.
House Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Duncan has been going through this phase since he was born where he likes to get up in the middle of the night, jump off of the bed, and then
Corey Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Mr. Duncan Doodle has been doing this thing where he starts following me around as I'm getting ready for work because he senses that I'm about
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Conversation with someone at Impact Hub while we were setting up for our Strangerville Live show: Woman: What's all this for? Eli: Oh, it's for a
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Meg went out of town but before she did she asked me if I would watch the premiere of The Bachelor next week and recap it on TV & Jelly.
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Ollie has been staying with me this whole week for reasons that aren't entirely clear considering that Matt is in town. But the point is, the other day
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Very late. So tired. Only one of us is in his onesie and it's not the human one of us. Happy weekend, all. With love, Stranger. [https://3.
The Siblings Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Duncan got neutered today and he's sitting next to me completely and totally high. Like, out of his mind high. He's been staring at his bone
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions There's this wizard-looking man who has been wandering my neighborhood in recent weeks selling jewelry. Actually, I don't know if he's selling it. And
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Mr. Pants is sleeping over for a few days because Matt is going on a trip. So last night I had two dogs in my bed, which is obviously heavenly,
Emma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I told some people at work today that I had a court hearing this morning at 9:00, which was true, but what I forgot to mention was that I