Meg Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I have a red eye flight to Boston tonight (thank you for your prayers) so I took Duncan over to Meg's house this evening to drop him off.
Ridiculous I Made A New Best Friend On Twitter 1996: "The Internet is going to allow people to connect in such important ways!" 2017: > I would pay any amount of money to be a dog owned
Meg The World of a Special Need It's a big day in Strangerville. Jolyn and I got divorced. She took the kids, the house, the car, and my entire rubber stamp collection. I got her
House Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Duncan has been going through this phase since he was born where he likes to get up in the middle of the night, jump off of the bed, and then
Ridiculous Broken Windows I have two giant windows at the front of my house. The larger one is five feet tall and nine feet wide. Just one, giant, single pane. It basically covers
Ridiculous I Saw Wonder Woman Yesterday Skylar told me that everyone has to see Wonder Woman and then talk about how much they like it because if you don't it means you hate
Corey Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Mr. Duncan Doodle has been doing this thing where he starts following me around as I'm getting ready for work because he senses that I'm about
Ridiculous Life Changing Library Skylar: That reminds me. Eli: Of what? Skylar: Of that time in the library when that guy tried to change my life. Eli: Ok. You've piqued my interest.
The Perfects CSI Salt Lake City I pulled up to my house on Thursday and there was a cop car and a CSI van out front. I had the following instinctual reactions in the following order: 1. Keep driving; never look back. 2. Pull in, act surprised at whatever they
Ridiculous Alexander Hamilton On Saturday I saw Hamilton in the Big Apple. My friend Natalie had invited me to go with her after she scored some tickets by swearing her soul to the
Ridiculous My Conversation with Laura Linney Natalie: Oh my gosh. That's Laura Linney ten feet in front of us. Eli: WHAT?! WHERE? Natalie: . . . ten feet in front of us. Eli: I'VE NEVER
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Conversation with someone at Impact Hub while we were setting up for our Strangerville Live show: Woman: What's all this for? Eli: Oh, it's for a
Ridiculous HD is the Future Woman: Comcast, how can I help you? Eli: Yes. Good day. HD does not work. Woman: Excuse me? Eli: I turn on the television and there is no high definition.
Ridiculous Weirdest Birthday Party Ever It was my birthday last week ("oh em gee eli no way you look so young you never age!" stop it you guys). I was informed by friends
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Meg went out of town but before she did she asked me if I would watch the premiere of The Bachelor next week and recap it on TV & Jelly.
Ridiculous What are you wearing? A barely-exaggerated transcript of a conversation that happened today at work: Woman: What are you wearing? Eli: Oh I see what this is! Brianne put you up to this! Listen,
Strangerville Live Episode 16: The World of Strangerville Live II It wasn't without its drama, but we pulled our second show off this weekend. It was a wonderful time. It began with Cathie walking in the door and
Ridiculous Here's The Thing About Parenting Strangerville Live is this Friday! Grab your tickets if you haven't already. It's shaping up to be a great show. FYI also, you don't
Emily Guess Who Happened To Be On My Flight Home My body is jet-lagged and I'm not sure anymore what day or time it is, but I'm told by a thing that the kids are calling
Ollie Hungary Might Actually be a Magic Land Skylar and I took a train a few days ago back to Budapest to gather a vehicle for more adventuring, but this time not by getting tuberculosis on trains. In
Emily Hungarian Toilet Water After a day or two in Bratislava, we took a train to Vienna where a very angry Uber driver yelled at us in several languages we could not identify before
Emily Castles In the last 24 hours I have ended up very naked in a castle and shaken down by angry Slovakian authorities. Yes, these were two separate incidences. Yes, knowing something
Emily Slovakian Ramblings I took a flight from Salt Lake City on Thursday night. A flight to another flight to another flight to another flight to maybe a portal of some kind and
Ollie Duncan's First Haircut Mr. Duncan Doodle was starting to look like a homeless dog because of his scraggly hair. I was terrified to take him to get a haircut because let me remind
Jared Bird Episode 15: The World of Perspective Obviously I'm going to start this by reminding you that if you haven't gotten your Strangerville Live tickets for our May 12 show, you should do
