Ridiculous HD is the Future Woman: Comcast, how can I help you? Eli: Yes. Good day. HD does not work. Woman: Excuse me? Eli: I turn on the television and there is no high definition.
Ridiculous Weirdest Birthday Party Ever It was my birthday last week ("oh em gee eli no way you look so young you never age!" stop it you guys). I was informed by friends
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Meg went out of town but before she did she asked me if I would watch the premiere of The Bachelor next week and recap it on TV & Jelly.
Ridiculous What are you wearing? A barely-exaggerated transcript of a conversation that happened today at work: Woman: What are you wearing? Eli: Oh I see what this is! Brianne put you up to this!
Strangerville Live Episode 16: The World of Strangerville Live II It wasn't without its drama, but we pulled our second show off this weekend. It was a wonderful time. It began with Cathie walking in the door and
Ridiculous Here's The Thing About Parenting Strangerville Live is this Friday! Grab your tickets if you haven't already. It's shaping up to be a great show. FYI also, you don't
Emily Guess Who Happened To Be On My Flight Home My body is jet-lagged and I'm not sure anymore what day or time it is, but I'm told by a thing that the kids are
Ollie Hungary Might Actually be a Magic Land Skylar and I took a train a few days ago back to Budapest to gather a vehicle for more adventuring, but this time not by getting tuberculosis on trains. In
Emily Hungarian Toilet Water After a day or two in Bratislava, we took a train to Vienna where a very angry Uber driver yelled at us in several languages we could not identify before
Emily Castles In the last 24 hours I have ended up very naked in a castle and shaken down by angry Slovakian authorities. Yes, these were two separate incidences. Yes, knowing something
Emily Slovakian Ramblings I took a flight from Salt Lake City on Thursday night. A flight to another flight to another flight to another flight to maybe a portal of some kind and
Ollie Duncan's First Haircut Mr. Duncan Doodle was starting to look like a homeless dog because of his scraggly hair. I was terrified to take him to get a haircut because let me remind
Jared Bird Episode 15: The World of Perspective Obviously I'm going to start this by reminding you that if you haven't gotten your Strangerville Live tickets for our May 12 show, you should do
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Ollie has been staying with me this whole week for reasons that aren't entirely clear considering that Matt is in town. But the point is, the other day
The Perfects The Neighbor's Tree One quick word on Strangerville Live: I did what the kids are calling "the social medias" and made an actual Facebook event page [https://www.facebook.com/events/
Ridiculous My Big Announcement and Stuff First, an exciting announcement: I'm pregnant. Ok. I'm not pregnant. I just haven't used that never-was-funny-in-the-first-place-why-is-
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Very late. So tired. Only one of us is in his onesie and it's not the human one of us. Happy weekend, all. With love, Stranger. [https://3.
Ridiculous The Lost Journal Series, Part XIII Today I give you the next edition of The Lost Journal Series. March 14, 1995 (10 years old): If I had to disect a cat I would throw up. Even though I hate cats it would still be sick. I hate disecting things mostly
Ollie The Great Neutering As you are aware, Mr. Duncan Doodle got neutered last week. It was every bit as dramatic as it sounds. I was required to deposit him in the neighborhood home
The Siblings Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Duncan got neutered today and he's sitting next to me completely and totally high. Like, out of his mind high. He's been staring at his bone
Ridiculous People Who Say They Like Spicy Food Might Be Lying Skylar is delusional when it comes to food. He swears that he likes really spicy food. And maybe he does. But you wouldn't know it if you watched
The Siblings Condo Clothes Last weekend I decided to convert my body into a senior citizen. I did this the best way I know how: eleventy hundred hours of yard work. Y'all.
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions There's this wizard-looking man who has been wandering my neighborhood in recent weeks selling jewelry. Actually, I don't know if he's selling it.
Ollie The Nanny SINCE YOU ASKED, Duncan is doing fine. I start a lot of conversations this way with people at work. Notice I said "start." As in, nobody said anything
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Mr. Pants is sleeping over for a few days because Matt is going on a trip. So last night I had two dogs in my bed, which is obviously heavenly,
