Annie Eli and 1,000 Women So I'm a lawyer and as a lawyer there are a bunch of requirements I have to meet every year in order to be able to keep practicing law. These include attending eleventy million legal training classes and submitting certificates of completion
Rebecca Rebecca Rates Eli Rebecca: And GUESS WHAT ELSE?! Eli: No. I don't have time for this. We said we were going to be getting work done right now. Rebecca: I know. But the pillow barrier fell over. Eli: Huh? Rebecca: I put up this large
Ollie The Ollie Freeway Barf Massacre You guys. You know how I don't love animals? I mean, it's not like I hate them. It's just that I don't
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions So the other day I wrote about how I decided to sign up for Ironman Boulder. And in that post I explained that trying to prepare for and get to
Ridiculous Who Will Die First Eli: Who do you think will die first? Nic: Rebecca. Eli: Uh . . . what? Nic: I think Rebecca will die first. Eli: I meant between you and me. Nic: Oh. I thought you were asking who would die first out of everyone in the world.
Ridiculous Neighborhood Watch Remember a little while ago when I got trapped inside my elderly neighbor's apartment [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2014/08/this-is-why-you-should-just-leave-your.html] because I was incapable of just minding my own business? Well I'm currently attempting to develop a reputation
Ridiculous Scary Movies This weekend I went to my friend Burke's house and we had nothing to do so obviously we turned to destructive behavior. Like DRUGS AND VANDALISM! Not that
Yahoo Answers Yahoo! Answers XI It's been a long time. And I know you guys have been dying to know the answers to the below questions. So I went to Yahoo! Answers. YOU&
Rebecca Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Jolyn returned to the United States of God Bless America and a few days ago I FINALLY got to see her. Jolyn: Eli Whittle McCann. WHY have you insisted on
Ridiculous The Dog Calendar There's this calendar in the break room at my office that has truly given me a reason to live. It's a dog calendar created by some organization that places therapy animals with people who need them. Every month features a
Ridiculous The Lost Journal Series, Part X It just seemed like it was time for another edition of The Lost Journal Series. Video and text below: January 12, 1995 (10 years old): I found out resently that my bird can lay EGGS. I found an egg in his birdcage and I
Rebecca The Source of Eli's Anxiety Remember that scene [http://www.video.tonicollette.org/view/44/the-sixth-sense-film-scene-01/] from The Sixth Sense when the kid is sitting at the kitchen table and the mom walks away for a second and when she returns, all of the cupboards and drawers are inexplicably
Rebecca Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Happy weekend, Strangers. I'm back in Salt Lake City, remembering what it's like to have responsibilities. AND I DO NOT LIKE IT. Why do I have
Ironman The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us All First of all, WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT SUPER DRAMATIC POST ON SUNDAY!? Second, you guys. I am leaving for Ironman on Friday morning. FRIDAY MORNING. THAT'S THE DAY AFTER THURSDAY! AND THURSDAY HAPPENS ALMOST EVERY SINGLE WEEK! I DON'T
Ridiculous Results for the Ol' Ticker So I went to the cardiologist this morning and they ran 100,000 more tests. Then the doctor came in and went over the results of my holter monitor that held me prisoner for 48 hours last week [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2014/09/
Ridiculous How to Survive 48 Hours Camping in Civilization Last week I went to the hospital for one of my heart tests. I wanted the ambulance to come pick me up and take me there because, I'm
Rebecca Return of the Rebecca Living-in-sin Rebecca is now back from Paris. I know this because yesterday as I was leaving for a dinner party, she burst through my door and startled me so much that I nearly dropped the carrot-apple salad I was carrying. Rebecca: GUESS WHAT!?!?!?! Eli:
Ridiculous Eli Finds a "Regular" Doctor Receptionist: Dr. So and So's office, how can I help you? Eli: Yes. Good day. I am looking for a doctor. Receptionist: Um . . . ok. Any doctor in particular? Eli: Well, I'm not sure. You see, my coworker gave me this
Ironman Trying to STAY THE HELL CALM First, in response to your general concern about Friday's post, in which I told you that apparently someone trained in the ways of medicine thinks I'm dying, I want to give you a slight update and a little more info.
Ridiculous BREAKING NEWS!!! Look. I know. This is supposed to be a Pictures and Distractions post. I know the rules, you guys. Can everyone please stop yelling? I can't do a
Ridiculous What the Hell do you do about Bed Bugs!? Last night a friend called me pretty late. Friend: OH MY GOSH!!! I THINK I HAVE BED BUGS!! Eli: Don't call me! What if I get them from
Ironman Tan Lines to be Proud of You guys. The Ironman is now four weeks away! FOUR! That can be counted on one hand! Unless you're my eighth grade shop teacher who only had three
Annie The Elevator Almost Killed Us The other day I saw what Annie looks like when she thinks she's about to die. Annie is my close friend at work who I caught wearing a Ring Pop last week [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2014/08/what-not-to-wear.html]. I asked
Ridiculous SweatBlock is Like a Father to Me You guys. My life has changed. First of all, I want to just take a moment and recognize that this entire post is going to sound like a commercial. BUT,
Emma THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS ALONE! My next door neighbor is somewhere around 275 years old. She has a sign on her door that says "knock loudly." This sign is also accompanied by a picture of the Nativity. Note: it is August. I'm pleased that she&
