The Perfects Mr. Pham's Patio Project I told you a little while ago about how I hired Mr. Pham [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2018/04/mr-pham.html] to do whatever the hell he wants with my
Emily Mansplaining A few years ago I was at Bob and Cathie's house and I saw Bob's 1968 beautiful green road bike in a pile of junk. I
Yahoo Answers Yahoo! Answers XIII (Names of the answerers have been slightly changed) Question 1: What are the best vocational schools for cats? My cat Trixy is interested in learning a trade in case I
Ironman St. George Half Ironman, 2018 I hadn't done a triathlon since 2016 when I did the half Ironman in St. George and it was negative eleventy degrees and I was being punished by
Ridiculous Jr. Jazz I was enrolled in T-ball at age five. My parents were going to make a sportsman out of me. I didn’t understand the sport, and to be honest, I
Ridiculous Strangerhood of the Traveling Snuggie Report As you know, because you've been unable to think of anything else since, several months ago I started Strangerhood of the Traveling Snuggie [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2017/
Rebecca Very Mississippi Matt is leaving this week for very Mississippi to spend a month in his hometown. You might think I made a mistake by including the word "very" in
Ridiculous Small Talk In this week's Strangerville episode I may have overreacted about a thing that has been driving me crazy for a while. That thing is poorly-executed elevator small talk
Grandma Faceoff Tech Support Two Sundays ago Gmac called to tell me that her "Faceoff is broken," which translates to "I can't log in to Facebook." I was
Ridiculous Salt Lake Ghost Tour Please enjoy The Suzzzz's Strangerville Live story above, and today's ghost story below. Skylar's mom visited Salt Lake City this weekend. Skylar was trying
Ridiculous Mr. Pham Please enjoy this week's Strangerville Live, and today's story: My neighbor Lynne's landscaping could be in a magazine. Every flower and bush is perfectly
The Perfects Grass Seed and Drug Cartels My street is on a hill, which is a problem for three reasons: 1. Sliding past my driveway on icy days and having to circle the block multiple times to
Ridiculous Stranger Things We got to the venue for Strangerville Live on Friday a couple of hours before the show started. Jolyn and a woman who works for Church & State started lifting
Rebecca The people of My Life You guys. We are in the last days. I don't mean that religiously. Unless you consider Strangerville Live a religious experience, which some do. (I'm referring, probably, to the ones who have shown up at our shows wearing June Snapple
Grandma Neck Flits You should know that THIS FREAKING WEEK we have our next Strangerville Live show. This is the most excited I've been for one of our events, mostly because
Ridiculous Chocolate Cake: Another Attempt Please check out today's episode of Strangerville, above (and at the bottom of this post, because we're persistent like that), featuring a story about what happens
Grandma Skylar Has The Best Words Skylar is struggling with words lately, as was evidenced in a conversation I had with him a few days ago in which he actually said this: "Do you have any . . . oh . . . what's that word? What's the word I'
Ironman Bike Computer Please enjoy this week's Strangerville episode above, and today's written story below. ***** Training for the upcoming Half Ironman has been difficult the last few months, as
Herminda Hunger Strike Herminda has started this new thing where she bribes Duncan with treats she carries around in her pockets all day so now Duncan thinks all humans have treats in their
The Perfects Many Hands Make Light Work Last week I wrote a post [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2018/02/every-single-recipe-blog-post-ever.html] complaining about how cooking blogs make you scroll through 5,000 words of nonsense just to
Ridiculous Every Single Recipe Blog Post Ever Hi there! For years I have loved mac and cheese. When I was growing up it was a total staple in my household! Whenever I smell mac and cheese I
Ironman Polar Plunge A few weeks ago when I was in San Francisco I got to hang out with Disney Prince Hair Brandt for three days because he loves Full House so much
Ridiculous A Thing That Doesn't Matter BUT IT KIND OF DOES I'm going to spend the next however many minutes complaining about something that doesn't matter. I need to complain about this. This thing that doesn't matter. It is an incredibly stupid thing to feel anger over. I already
Ironman LOOSE WAIT WITHOUT EXERSIZE For about the last six months I have been telling people that "I'm like totally doing the St. George half Ironman next May." I thought that
Ridiculous TruGreen, The Mob I'm pretty sure I got a call from the mob today. Like, The Mob. A few years ago I called TruGreen, the lawn care company, and asked them if I could pay one million dollars every five weeks to have them come
