Annie What Not to Wear I am very lucky to be working side-by-side with my great friend Annie at the law firm. Annie and I were classmates in law school and competition partners in some
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions You guys. I've been working like a madman this week. One hundred million bagillion hours. I wish I could talk more about my job on Stranger because CRAZY.
Ridiculous "Boating" You guys. I'm starting to sound like a broken record. But oh my gosh. CAMPING. A little while ago my friend Nic was all like, "come boating
Ridiculous DID YOU GUYS KNOW PEOPLE HAVE A REGULAR DOCTOR?! My communication to you about Tami [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2014/07/tami.html] has been a little controversial recently. Some of you have not been nearly as welcoming of
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions If you're still reading Stranger, you are a crazy person. This week I regaled you with stories about getting locked out of the pool area in a Speedo.
The Siblings Tami Since I know everyone is extremely interested in the Pioneer Day Marathon Toenail Disaster of 2014, I'm here to provide you an update! Yesterday, while sitting in my
Ironman The Community Pool The Ironman is only like eight weeks away now and I know this is likely not the case, but I think we may have somehow gone through a time warp and skipped like eleventy weeks. Because just a few minutes ago the Ironman was
Ridiculous The Lost Journal Series: Part IX Today, enjoy another set of journal entries and video from the The Lost Journal Series. Lots of important thoughts in this one. December 8, 1994 (10 years old): Today we had our Histry Fair. I'm going to the Finals so is Kile
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Happy Pioneer Day! As proof that Pioneer Day miracles exist, I'm posting Pictures and Distractions a little early this week. Because, as my friend Nic just pointed out,
Ironman That Day Remember that book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day? I had one of those on Saturday. Not the book. I had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. One of those days where nothing truly traumatic actually happened but
Church Pioneer Day You guys. I know you are all very excited and you've hardly been able to sleep lately. You've made paper chains counting down the days. You've spent all of your time in the last few months trying to
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I got four voicemails within five minutes from Rebecca the other day. Each said roughly the same thing: "HELP! EMERGENCY! WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING! I'M
Ironman Ten Weeks Is Not Very Long I looked at the calendar the other day and YOU GUYS. The Ironman is ten weeks away. How did this happen? Remember when I did the half Ironman in May and when it was over you guys were like, "you have PLENTY of
Ridiculous My first WHAT THE KIDS ARE CALLING CD. The first CD I ever bought was when I was 12 years old. Jon Scoville was the coolest kid my age in the neighborhood. And he is also responsible for teaching me 75% of what I currently know about sex. NOT THAT I KNOW
Ridiculous The Lost Journal Series: Part VIII Today I give you the next part in the dramatic series taken directly from my childhood journals. Again, I include a video of my dramatic reading of the below journal entries. I tried recording this video many times but I kept laughing at a
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Happy weekend. I had a bit of a panic attack this afternoon. I was sitting in my office when suddenly I noticed a brown paper bag on my windowsill. I
Ridiculous The Lost Journal Series: Part VII So here I am sitting in my apartment, drinking waaaaay too much NEVER YOU MIND WHAT I'M DRINKING. Fine. Nonalcoholic black currant juice from the Farmer's Market. But it has a LOT of sugar. Don't tell Bob and
Ridiculous Camping On Friday I went camping. Or should I say, "camping." With finger quotes. Or maybe I should call it something else because I don't want all of my friends to jump down my throat and scream at me again for
Emails College Admissions Emails Recently I started emailing several college admissions offices as "June Snapple." This one really tried to help a girl out. I used multiple email accounts under different names,
Rebecca The Porch: Korean Bathhouse It's a happy day. We finally got the video from the most recent show at The Porch uploaded on what the kids are calling "the Youtubes." A huge thanks to Jolyn for filming it and Kyle for uploading it. You
Ridiculous Cathie Conversation with Cathie on the Phone Cathie: Son, how are you? Eli: Doing fine. How are you? Cathie: Well not great. Eli: And why is that? Cathie: WELL. I happened
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions First of all, I know that none of you have been able to sleep because it's been almost two weeks and I still haven't uploaded the
Ridiculous How Not to Get Dumped Sometime in the last few days: Friend: Eli. Thank you for finally letting me in to your apartment. Eli: Thanks for pretending to be Paul Simon so I would. Friend:
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions It's been kind of a hard week here in Strangerville. Didn't someone promise once that after you turn 30 everything goes exactly how you plan for
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Happy Friday, all. Tomorrow night (Saturday) we'll be at The Porch here in Salt Lake City. The show starts at 9:00 PM (DON'T WORRY! IT&
