Ridiculous The Magic of Throwing Crap Away We made the mistake most of you have made when pressing play on an episode of Hoarders last night while making dinner. We were at Matt's house. Skylar
Ridiculous Wedding Planning I had been dreading the prospect of planning a wedding for a while when I asked Skylar to go to hell with me (which is how I refer to getting
Ollie Food Poisoning Matt said he had food poisoning on Saturday, which was annoying because he was supposed to go to a party with me. Skylar was out of town, presumably because he
Ridiculous Some Really Bad Music Meg's full-time job is as a writer for thebeehive.com [http://thebeehive.com/]. Well, that and mob boss. And serial killer. And thermal underwear model. If you can
Ridiculous Thing of the Day Eli: We can't leave the house until we go through the pile of sheets in that closet and get rid of any we haven't used in
Ridiculous Track Workout I've been going through this phase for the past couple of years called "getting fat and aging" and apart from all of the fun parts, like
EMBARRASSING Towels I thought that I was probably done having embarrassing things happen in a locker room. I know. I was delusional. But really. Surely I've met my quota by now. Surely it's someone else's turn to humiliate himself while
Ridiculous Brothers? Skylar and I traveled to visit his family in Portland for Thanksgiving. Matt came with us because he is our child and we are proud of the boy he is
Ollie Thanksmas Look. I know. I KNOW. Putting up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving is a sin that is only eclipsed by murder in severity. I know that. You guys. I helped vote
Ridiculous O.J. Simpson This week, I have a story from when I was 11 years old. I can't believe I waited this long to tell it to you. You can hear
Ridiculous Pitcher Make sure to check out Jolyn's new story on Strangerville, if you haven't yet! *****I was riding on the Subway when I heard something that hurt
Corey Mock Depositions I got to New York City a few days ago because my law firm decided that I should go to this training class. I decided not to be offended by
Ridiculous REST I noticed this tender bump on the back of my head sometime last week so obviously that meant that I was dying. Meg says she's a hypochondriac. She claims to have mastered this. Meg Walter is an amateur. I once saw a
Ridiculous A Murderer in our Midsts I think Duncan might have serial killer tendencies. He hasn't attempted to murder me or Skylar, to our knowledge. This is good, because I place my life in
The Perfects You Have Rats "You have rats," The Perfects informed me, standing on my driveway as I fumbled with some grocery sacks from the back seat of my car. The only one
Ridiculous Me When I Was Bad This is my niece, Kate. Adorable, right? Doesn't she just look like someone you would trust with your life? So sweet and sincere. Be ye not fooled. When
The Siblings I'm A Bad Person My older sister and brother-in-law ditched town and their responsibilities for a little vacation and my siblings and parents were put on a babysitting rotation for their four kids. Mine and Skylar's turn came last weekend. Friday evening to Sunday evening, to
Ridiculous Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT I'm aware that Rock, Paper, Scissors is hardly more than a game of chance. I know this. I'm not under the impression that a person benefits
Ridiculous Hot Girls Today, please enjoy truly one of the funniest stories ever produced on Strangerville; a story by the hilarious Rebbie Brassfield. Check out the recording, included in this week's
Ridiculous I don't have a beef with you. Look. I don't have a beef with anyone. I mean, except for the essential oils people. But all the other people? No beef. No beef with the other people. If you want to ride an elevator when stairs are faster, that'
Ridiculous Romy and Skylar's High School Reunion Skylar had his 10-year high school reunion last night so we spent the evening with people who have no memory of the original Jurassic Park movie being in theaters. I
Emily Halee From High School We borrowed a stage for Strangerville Live after Meg didn't "want to be murdered" by my attempt to build one [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2018/08/
Church Mormon Mothers Skylar told me last night that he thinks "scolding" is a super power of Mormon mothers. I had never heard this opinion from him, or anyone, but I
Ridiculous Susan First of all, Strangerville Live is THIS FRIDAY. Come, please. We even ordered in some extra chairs so more people can attend and so we'll look really popular.
