Annie Waiting For Brunch This weekend my 14-year-old niece who is 1,000 times cooler than I could ever dream of being and who will probably never again go anywhere in public with her
Grandma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions On Sunday Gmac told me she recently found a restaurant pager in her purse and she doesn't remember where it came from so she's going to
Ridiculous Utah! This is the Place! Last week Meg found herself in a Pioneer Day crisis AND IT WASN'T EVEN PIONEER DAY. She desperately needed a non-copyrighted audio version of the State Song, UTAH! This Is The Place! for some project at work because Meg has a very
Ridiculous I Saw Wonder Woman Yesterday Skylar told me that everyone has to see Wonder Woman and then talk about how much they like it because if you don't it means you hate
Ridiculous Life Changing Library Skylar: That reminds me. Eli: Of what? Skylar: Of that time in the library when that guy tried to change my life. Eli: Ok. You've piqued my interest.
Ridiculous HD is the Future Woman: Comcast, how can I help you? Eli: Yes. Good day. HD does not work. Woman: Excuse me? Eli: I turn on the television and there is no high definition.
Ridiculous Weirdest Birthday Party Ever It was my birthday last week ("oh em gee eli no way you look so young you never age!" stop it you guys). I was informed by friends
Emily Guess Who Happened To Be On My Flight Home My body is jet-lagged and I'm not sure anymore what day or time it is, but I'm told by a thing that the kids are calling
Ollie Hungary Might Actually be a Magic Land Skylar and I took a train a few days ago back to Budapest to gather a vehicle for more adventuring, but this time not by getting tuberculosis on trains. In
Ridiculous My Big Announcement and Stuff First, an exciting announcement: I'm pregnant. Ok. I'm not pregnant. I just haven't used that never-was-funny-in-the-first-place-why-is-it-a-repeat joke in a while. Although, it's
Ollie The Great Neutering As you are aware, Mr. Duncan Doodle got neutered last week. It was every bit as dramatic as it sounds. I was required to deposit him in the neighborhood home
Ridiculous People Who Say They Like Spicy Food Might Be Lying Skylar is delusional when it comes to food. He swears that he likes really spicy food. And maybe he does. But you wouldn't know it if you watched
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Mr. Pants is sleeping over for a few days because Matt is going on a trip. So last night I had two dogs in my bed, which is obviously heavenly,
Emma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I told some people at work today that I had a court hearing this morning at 9:00, which was true, but what I forgot to mention was that I
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I've been working from home most mornings lately because I feel bad leaving Mr. Doodle alone for an entire work day. Sometimes Matt or Skylar work from home
Quinn Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I have positive news on the potty training front. We seemed to have reached some sort of milestone. No accidents in the last 6 days. And Mr. Duncan Doodle is
Ridiculous I Am Legend [https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-52jX2rR3-wE/WJqpKJDupmI/AAAAAAAAFK0/2LgeL9IvgxAgGL8b0NtgmFfRfqVwZYTmACLcB/s1600/032.JPG] Skylar, looking like a hipster on our weekend snowshoeing excursion during which we had the below conversation.Eli:
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions So Neil Gorsuch's name was put forward as a SCOTUS nominee this week and this has caused me all sorts of PTSD because you may remember that in
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Ever since I started to Airbnb out my basement a couple of months ago I have regularly experienced this thing where I think there's a burglar in my
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Salt Lake City is snowmaggedon lately. E'ry day there is another 97 feet of snow that I have to go out and shovel off of my driveway. And
Corey Celebrity Flight Skylar took a flight from L.A. to Salt Lake City last weekend. While he was at the airport in L.A., he started texting me. In the above video,
The Perfects Popcorn Part II AND THEN. You guys didn't think there was going to be an "and then." You thought that dumpster fire of a life I told you about over the weekend [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2016/12/popcorn.html] was the finish
EMBARRASSING Popcorn On Friday Skylar told me he was going to some party at some woman's house and he asked if I wanted to come along. I wasn't
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I'm going to choose this one time to say a word that I literally never say beause I feel like it's appropriate: y'all, I&
Rebecca Airbnb I'm having some sort of midlife crisis recently, one that I don't have the stamina to try to explain right now. It's causing me
