Ridiculous Queen Latifah Matt accused me of exaggerating "just like" I "always do." This was offensive. Not because I consider "exaggerator" to be an insult, but because
Ridiculous Skylar Thinks He Can Cook Skylar thinks he's a cook. Yes, you should read into my word-choice there. Also, I want to mention that Skylar is the most amazing human being. He is
Ridiculous The Girl F Word A conversation between Brianne and her very young nephew, as was told to me this morning. I can't stop laughing. Nephew: My little sister has a potty mouth. Brianne: Really? Does she say swear words? Nephew: Yeah. She's been saying
Meg Motherhood, amiright?! Recently Meg texted me in the middle of a school day and was all like "GO TO A MOVIE WITH ME OR DON'T BOTHER COMING HOME,"
Bob and Cathie Counseling: What is your earliest memory? I don't know why it came up but recently I was talking with Skylar about my earliest life memories and he basically called me a liar. I'
Bob and Cathie WHAT IF PAUL SIMON, Oakland Paul Freaking Simon and I made eye contact on Friday night. I'm not kidding you about this. Skylar went to the concert with me even though he was
Pictures from my phone Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions You guys. Paul Simon. I'm going to be like this close to him this weekend. I got negative eleventy row tickets to see him for his supposedly-farewell-tour-but-obviously-he-could-never-retire-from-me. He
Ollie So this is the south. Matt has been in Mississippi for several weeks. He drove from Salt Lake City all the way to Jackson, which if you look at google maps is a distance of
Work Therapists are better than TV. Except no M.A.S.H. Before we get to today's Strangerville, I have something of a follow-up sponsored post. After I wrote to you about Peggy the Therapist a few weeks ago, I
The Perfects Mr. Pham's Patio Project I told you a little while ago about how I hired Mr. Pham [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2018/04/mr-pham.html] to do whatever the hell he wants with my
Emily Mansplaining A few years ago I was at Bob and Cathie's house and I saw Bob's 1968 beautiful green road bike in a pile of junk. I
Yahoo Answers Yahoo! Answers XIII (Names of the answerers have been slightly changed) Question 1: What are the best vocational schools for cats? My cat Trixy is interested in learning a trade in case I
Ironman St. George Half Ironman, 2018 I hadn't done a triathlon since 2016 when I did the half Ironman in St. George and it was negative eleventy degrees and I was being punished by
Russia Forest Accordion The doors to the Sokol metro station were about 50 feet behind me. The trains had stopped running some time ago. It was dark--somewhere around 2:00 in the morning.
Ridiculous Jr. Jazz I was enrolled in T-ball at age five. My parents were going to make a sportsman out of me. I didn’t understand the sport, and to be honest, I
Ridiculous Strangerhood of the Traveling Snuggie Report As you know, because you've been unable to think of anything else since, several months ago I started Strangerhood of the Traveling Snuggie [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2017/
Rebecca Very Mississippi Matt is leaving this week for very Mississippi to spend a month in his hometown. You might think I made a mistake by including the word "very" in
Ridiculous Small Talk In this week's Strangerville episode I may have overreacted about a thing that has been driving me crazy for a while. That thing is poorly-executed elevator small talk
Grandma Faceoff Tech Support Two Sundays ago Gmac called to tell me that her "Faceoff is broken," which translates to "I can't log in to Facebook." I was
Brianne Peggy the Therapist For a while I've been wanting to write a post about my former therapist, Peggy, but I haven't gotten around to it because TV and Eating and Lazy. It all started when a few years ago Brianne barged into my
Ridiculous Salt Lake Ghost Tour Please enjoy The Suzzzz's Strangerville Live story above, and today's ghost story below. Skylar's mom visited Salt Lake City this weekend. Skylar was trying
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Last week Brianne was lecturing me about love languages because she said that I need to be better at understanding how to work with people and she suggested that if
Ukraine This is Strange I wandered the city of 3 or 4 million people for a couple of hours, stopping in at an internet cafe for a moment to let my friends and family at home know that I had made it. It was Kyiv Ukraine in 2010,
Ridiculous Mr. Pham Please enjoy this week's Strangerville Live, and today's story: My neighbor Lynne's landscaping could be in a magazine. Every flower and bush is perfectly
The Perfects Grass Seed and Drug Cartels My street is on a hill, which is a problem for three reasons: 1. Sliding past my driveway on icy days and having to circle the block multiple times to
