The Perfects Laminate Flooring Comes Straight From Hell, Part II Before you read about today's drama, let me remind you SINCE YOU ALREADY FORGOT HOW COULD YOU that Strangerville Live is somehow already next. freaking. week. I don&
Ridiculous Laminate Flooring Comes Straight From Hell There's this room in my house that you have to walk through to get to my bedroom and I have no idea how any of the prior owners
Jared Bird Crime & Punishment I have spent my weekend in home improvement hell and I need to tell you every single detail but right now I don't have time and at least
Life A Charlottesville Vigil A long day went by. It was long for me but surely much longer for others. I felt a heaviness that I've felt too much lately. A heaviness
Life Things I Never Thought Would Need To Be Said White supremacy is wrong. Nazis are evil. All of them. Misogyny is disgusting. Antisemitism is unacceptable. White people are capable of committing terrorism. Christians are capable of committing terrorism. Hurting or killing people for standing up to white supremacy is terrorism. This [https://www.
Ridiculous I Just Sent You Something Really Important Skylar: I just sent you something really important. Eli: To my house? Skylar: No. It's an email. You need to go look at it. It's one
Ridiculous The Perfect Omelette Originally published by Skylar in 2013 in Facebook notes, which Skylar does not understand nobody ever views: The Perfect Omelette I find myself in the kitchen today. The scene of
Ollie How Do You Know When It's Time For An Intervention? As a follow-up to last week's post [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2017/08/its-his-dream-come-true-diving-into.html] in which I implied that Matt may need an intervention if he allows
Daniel Hard Conversations For the last couple of years I've been silently obsessing over something about which I have been unable to come to a conclusion. I don't love
Ollie It's His Dream Come True: Diving Into A Pile of Dogs Matt's birthday was on Monday so we had his birthday party on Tuesday because we're badasses like that. He turned eleventy, but if you hear the
Ridiculous My Falling Out With Jolyn Metro One of my coworkers told me yesterday that his wife is very concerned about Jolyn. So much so that she asked him to check with me and make sure that
Strangerville Live Our Big Announcement It is with great excitement that we announce our next Strangerville Live show, an event that is already being described by OWN as "probably a safe place to be
Pictures from my phone Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions TSA: Sir, is this your bag? Eli: Yes. TSA: So this giant bottle of self-tanning lotion belongs to you? Eli: Oh. No. I don't know . . . uh . . . TSA: What
Ridiculous Pioneer Day Marathon Yesterday was Pioneer Day and Tami's birthday so obviously Tami and I did our favorite activity--the one that brought about her existence--and ran the Pioneer Day marathon. A
Herminda Medical School If you've been reading Stranger for a while, these might be your general impressions about the people of Stranger: Bob and Cathie: Hippies who don't want
Rebecca Rebecca and Pillows Ring ring Eli: Becky?! Rebecca: I HAVE TRIED TO CALL YOU 27 TIMES! Eli: No. You have tried to call me 2 times. Rebecca: I COULD HAVE BEEN MURDERED! Eli:
EMBARRASSING The World of Embarrassment We have somehow arrived at Episode 18 in our Strangerville journey. I don't know why it took us so long to do this episode. It is basically It
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I swear to you I'm going camping this weekend. I KNOW. This basically isn't even America anymore. I've been writing Stranger for hundreds of
Annie Waiting For Brunch This weekend my 14-year-old niece who is 1,000 times cooler than I could ever dream of being and who will probably never again go anywhere in public with her
Ridiculous The One Day Last year, in honor of one of the top 1,200 best lines from the cinematic classic Mean Girls, I tweeted on our nation's birthday the following: > Independence Day is the one day a year when a girl can dress like
Grandma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions On Sunday Gmac told me she recently found a restaurant pager in her purse and she doesn't remember where it came from so she's going to
Ridiculous Utah! This is the Place! Last week Meg found herself in a Pioneer Day crisis AND IT WASN'T EVEN PIONEER DAY. She desperately needed a non-copyrighted audio version of the State Song, UTAH! This Is The Place! for some project at work because Meg has a very
Ridiculous So, are you like famous? Attorney: I was googling you recently to find an article you wrote and I found out there's someone else out there with your name who is kind of
Ridiculous Cathie with a C My mother, Cathie with a C Whittle McCann (her full legal name), was a force to be reckoned with from the years 1978 to 2004 during which she was legally
Ridiculous Puppy For Sale There's a puppy at my house who has decided that every hour of the night is the best possible time to scratch at any closed door, bark, and
