Ridiculous I Made A New Best Friend On Twitter 1996: "The Internet is going to allow people to connect in such important ways!" 2017: > I would pay any amount of money to be a dog owned
Ridiculous Broken Windows I have two giant windows at the front of my house. The larger one is five feet tall and nine feet wide. Just one, giant, single pane. It basically covers
Ridiculous I Saw Wonder Woman Yesterday Skylar told me that everyone has to see Wonder Woman and then talk about how much they like it because if you don't it means you hate
Ridiculous Life Changing Library Skylar: That reminds me. Eli: Of what? Skylar: Of that time in the library when that guy tried to change my life. Eli: Ok. You've piqued my interest.
The Perfects CSI Salt Lake City I pulled up to my house on Thursday and there was a cop car and a CSI van out front. I had the following instinctual reactions in the following order: 1. Keep driving; never look back. 2. Pull in, act surprised at whatever they
Ridiculous Alexander Hamilton On Saturday I saw Hamilton in the Big Apple. My friend Natalie had invited me to go with her after she scored some tickets by swearing her soul to the
Ridiculous My Conversation with Laura Linney Natalie: Oh my gosh. That's Laura Linney ten feet in front of us. Eli: WHAT?! WHERE? Natalie: . . . ten feet in front of us. Eli: I'VE NEVER
Ridiculous HD is the Future Woman: Comcast, how can I help you? Eli: Yes. Good day. HD does not work. Woman: Excuse me? Eli: I turn on the television and there is no high definition.
Ridiculous Weirdest Birthday Party Ever It was my birthday last week ("oh em gee eli no way you look so young you never age!" stop it you guys). I was informed by friends
Ridiculous What are you wearing? A barely-exaggerated transcript of a conversation that happened today at work: Woman: What are you wearing? Eli: Oh I see what this is! Brianne put you up to this! Listen,
Ridiculous Here's The Thing About Parenting Strangerville Live is this Friday! Grab your tickets if you haven't already. It's shaping up to be a great show. FYI also, you don't
Emily Hungarian Toilet Water After a day or two in Bratislava, we took a train to Vienna where a very angry Uber driver yelled at us in several languages we could not identify before
Emily Castles In the last 24 hours I have ended up very naked in a castle and shaken down by angry Slovakian authorities. Yes, these were two separate incidences. Yes, knowing something
Ollie Duncan's First Haircut Mr. Duncan Doodle was starting to look like a homeless dog because of his scraggly hair. I was terrified to take him to get a haircut because let me remind
The Perfects The Neighbor's Tree One quick word on Strangerville Live: I did what the kids are calling "the social medias" and made an actual Facebook event page [https://www.facebook.com/events/
Ridiculous My Big Announcement and Stuff First, an exciting announcement: I'm pregnant. Ok. I'm not pregnant. I just haven't used that never-was-funny-in-the-first-place-why-is-it-a-repeat joke in a while. Although, it's
Ridiculous The Lost Journal Series, Part XIII Today I give you the next edition of The Lost Journal Series. March 14, 1995 (10 years old): If I had to disect a cat I would throw up. Even though I hate cats it would still be sick. I hate disecting things mostly
Ollie The Great Neutering As you are aware, Mr. Duncan Doodle got neutered last week. It was every bit as dramatic as it sounds. I was required to deposit him in the neighborhood home
Ridiculous People Who Say They Like Spicy Food Might Be Lying Skylar is delusional when it comes to food. He swears that he likes really spicy food. And maybe he does. But you wouldn't know it if you watched
The Siblings Condo Clothes Last weekend I decided to convert my body into a senior citizen. I did this the best way I know how: eleventy hundred hours of yard work. Y'all.
Ollie The Nanny SINCE YOU ASKED, Duncan is doing fine. I start a lot of conversations this way with people at work. Notice I said "start." As in, nobody said anything
Ridiculous Why I May Never Call The Gas Company Again I opened a cupboard in the basement and smelled gas and my friends and family all told me that I needed to call the mayor himself to get this resolved
EMBARRASSING I Cleaned Out My Car Yesterday I got up and I said to myself I said "Eli. You look great today. And you're finally going to clean out your car." I&
Ridiculous Beethoven So I'm sitting on the couch at Matt's house editing Meg's hilarious Bachelor recap [http://www.tvjelly.com/2017/03/01/the-bachelor-s-21-wk-9-i-guess/] and Matt
Ollie The Duncan Doodle School of Potty Training In case you didn't see this incredibly important video I shared as a part of Monday's Episode 13 post [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2017/02/episode-13-world-of-courage.
