Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Too busy to writeBut here you go anywayPics and Distractions [https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UJg5HRN8lqM/XK9gU4w57HI/AAAAAAAAoJE/jNA1gcvhmgYgofIv5kgLJwHXmdG98R9pwCLcBGAs/s1600/IMG_4018.JPEG] Album cover. Simon and Barkunkel. [https://1.
Church The Mormon Coffee Rumor Meg is mad at me about coffee. I didn't actually do anything wrong, but homegirl is taking all of her anger out on me anyway. It started a
Church Mormon Films, Part I: Gender Roles For a little while I've been wanting to do a series on the cringiest and most memorable Mormon films from my childhood. There were a whole bunch of
Ironman Half Ironmans are a Mistake The St. George half Ironman is somehow only one month away, which means that you people are about to commit your annual felony of failing to stop me from doing
Dating From Tinder to Temple Today, please enjoy my long-promised story about my first date with Skylar, which I told onstage at Strangerville Live last month. Written version also below. *****From Tinder to TempleBy Eli
Corey Provo's Most Eligible My best friend from law school, Corey, moved to New York City a bunch of years ago. I'm eternally indebted to her ever since she saved my life
Ridiculous Prison Steps The steps leading up to my house are what we in the business call "a mess." I'm not sure what business we have or why we
Ridiculous Carrots There was a man at the Harmon's grocery store down the street from me who LOST HIS MIND over carrots last Sunday. I was at the store to
Ollie We have Photoshop so now we're ALL going to college. Because I STILL cannot stop reading and talking about the college admissions scam stuff, I tweeted the other day > Could someone out there help photoshop my face onto a
Ridiculous The College Scam Details Are AMAZING. You guys. There are parts of this whole celebrity/CEO/world emperor college cheating scandal that are AMAZING. I have spent the last eleventy hours reading every document I can
Ridiculous What's Your Emergency? This week we've got our first of four stories from our recent Strangerville Live show. This one comes from the very funny Janilee Johnson. You can find the
EMBARRASSING "I Do Love Him" Skylar worked in Santa Barbara as a consultant for a hospital for over a year and when we were in town last week Mr. No One Will Even Remember Me
Ridiculous Mud There I was, standing on the side of a street, in front of what looked like an abandoned construction site, barefoot, my legs covered in mud, last Thursday night. We
Ridiculous Ebola I basically didn't see Skylar for about two weeks because he had some big test on Friday that he had to study 34 hours a day for. And
Ridiculous Give me drugs Skylar has some big test this Friday and I've got Strangerville Live on Friday and both of us have been wandering through our lives like zombies for about
Ridiculous Matt's Stairwell [Strangerville Live is THIS FRIDAY. Please get your tickets [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/strangerville-live-tickets-55260600945], if you haven't already!] I think I may be the victim of the
Ridiculous Confessions (Woot. Strangerville Live is next week. Get your tickets [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/strangerville-live-tickets-55260600945] if you haven't already. Support Jolyn. She supports you.) When I was 14,
Ridiculous Vomit Skylar found vomit in our backyard. Actually, Duncan found it first. We noticed that Duncan had taken an extreme interest in one corner next to a climbing rose bush. A
Ridiculous Auto Signature I was in the middle of my third year of law school when a professor with whom I did some work noticed that her secretary had been sending emails out
Ridiculous I made cookies to prove to you that I'm not incompetent. Look, I know you people think I'm incompetent. In the kitchen. Shame on all of you who started nodding your heads after the first sentence and before I
Ridiculous Twenty-Two (Yo. Strangerville Live is February 22. You should get your tickets. Meg and Jolyn are doing a circus routine. Something about a bearded lady and roller skates. I'm
Ridiculous Swearwords Skylar is making "ramen" for dinner tonight. I always put the thing he says he's making in quotes until I actually see the end the result.
Ridiculous Wedding Planning Part II I'm caught in the the nine circles of Hell right now. This is because I'm suddenly required on a much more frequent basis than I signed
Ridiculous Vegetarian Dinner "I'm making a healthy dinner tonight, so don't eat." Skylar said it almost like a threat yesterday afternoon. I've tended to try
