Bob and Cathie A Good Year for the Reservoirs When I was a kid my grandpa lived in southern California and he was obsessed with the Weather Channel. He always seem to be acutely aware of the likelihood of
Ridiculous Vomit Skylar found vomit in our backyard. Actually, Duncan found it first. We noticed that Duncan had taken an extreme interest in one corner next to a climbing rose bush. A
Ridiculous Auto Signature I was in the middle of my third year of law school when a professor with whom I did some work noticed that her secretary had been sending emails out
Ridiculous I made cookies to prove to you that I'm not incompetent. Look, I know you people think I'm incompetent. In the kitchen. Shame on all of you who started nodding your heads after the first sentence and before I
Ridiculous Twenty-Two (Yo. Strangerville Live is February 22. You should get your tickets. Meg and Jolyn are doing a circus routine. Something about a bearded lady and roller skates. I'm
Ridiculous Swearwords Skylar is making "ramen" for dinner tonight. I always put the thing he says he's making in quotes until I actually see the end the result.
Ridiculous Wedding Planning Part II I'm caught in the the nine circles of Hell right now. This is because I'm suddenly required on a much more frequent basis than I signed
Ridiculous Vegetarian Dinner "I'm making a healthy dinner tonight, so don't eat." Skylar said it almost like a threat yesterday afternoon. I've tended to try
Ridiculous The Magic of Throwing Crap Away We made the mistake most of you have made when pressing play on an episode of Hoarders last night while making dinner. We were at Matt's house. Skylar
Gay 2018 I sit at my desk at home on this snowy Sunday in Salt Lake City. Two dogs are wrestling at my feet, occasionally humping one another even though both are
Ridiculous Wedding Planning I had been dreading the prospect of planning a wedding for a while when I asked Skylar to go to hell with me (which is how I refer to getting
Ollie Food Poisoning Matt said he had food poisoning on Saturday, which was annoying because he was supposed to go to a party with me. Skylar was out of town, presumably because he
Gay Skylar Last week I got engayged. That's the same as getting "engaged," except cuter. Skylar made it clear to me a while back that if he was
Skylar The 12 Days of Christmas A present suddenly showed up on our front porch on December 1. We opened it, and soon realized that someone was doing the 12 Days of Christmas for us. Gifts
Ridiculous Thing of the Day Eli: We can't leave the house until we go through the pile of sheets in that closet and get rid of any we haven't used in
Ridiculous Track Workout I've been going through this phase for the past couple of years called "getting fat and aging" and apart from all of the fun parts, like
EMBARRASSING Towels I thought that I was probably done having embarrassing things happen in a locker room. I know. I was delusional. But really. Surely I've met my quota by now. Surely it's someone else's turn to humiliate himself while
Ridiculous Brothers? Skylar and I traveled to visit his family in Portland for Thanksgiving. Matt came with us because he is our child and we are proud of the boy he is
Ollie Thanksmas Look. I know. I KNOW. Putting up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving is a sin that is only eclipsed by murder in severity. I know that. You guys. I helped vote
Corey Mock Depositions I got to New York City a few days ago because my law firm decided that I should go to this training class. I decided not to be offended by
Ridiculous REST I noticed this tender bump on the back of my head sometime last week so obviously that meant that I was dying. Meg says she's a hypochondriac. She claims to have mastered this. Meg Walter is an amateur. I once saw a
Ridiculous A Murderer in our Midsts I think Duncan might have serial killer tendencies. He hasn't attempted to murder me or Skylar, to our knowledge. This is good, because I place my life in
House There Will Be Some Kids Halloween is a stressful day for me because I so want it to go well but it pretty much never goes well. I want to live in that neighborhood from
The Perfects You Have Rats "You have rats," The Perfects informed me, standing on my driveway as I fumbled with some grocery sacks from the back seat of my car. The only one
Ridiculous Me When I Was Bad This is my niece, Kate. Adorable, right? Doesn't she just look like someone you would trust with your life? So sweet and sincere. Be ye not fooled. When
