Skylar Bedtime "Time for bed!" He said it so cheerfully. In a tone like he was breaking good news. "Sky," my own tone was one of exasperation. "
Skylar Paper Towel Skylar had already been gone for hours when I walked into the kitchen Tuesday morning. I know he had left around 5:05 AM because he accidentally woke me up
Skylar Weekend Dad I'm in Dallas this week for work because I guess law happens there, too. I found out I was going to have to travel to Texas just a
Skylar Apps I thumbed through them and then almost subconsciously opened one of my apps. An hour later I had toggled back and forth and around Twitter and Instagram and Patreon and
Skylar Peacocks "Do they have babies or do they just like, hang out?" Skylar was talking to the woman feeding the peacocks that roam our neighborhood year round. It didn&
Skylar A Yelp Review We arrived at this establishment at 11:30 PM and that's my first complaint. Nothing should be open at 11:30 PM except for hotels and hospitals. I,
Skylar Lavender This morning I woke up to a text from Skylar. "Should I make cinnamon rolls or are you going to walk with me to get breakfast?" It was
Skylar Skylar Is Trying To Leave Me Salt Lake City has turned into the Jaws of Hell this summer and my Portland-born hippie helpmate is not having any of it. I really thought the winters would be
Skylar Playdate Skylar woke up this morning at negative one thousand o'clock so he could wander the house complaining that he's "already bored." I married a
Travel The East Side of the Big Island It seems like there was a time—decades, maybe?—where every sitcom on TV ran a handful of Hawaiian-themed episodes. I know The Brady Bunch did this. The Saved By
Travel The Big Island It was a Christmas miracle that we made it to Hawaii without drama. Well, apart from my unrelenting nagging. Skylar told me that our tropical vacation is probably only going
Skylar Bed Sheets I'm currently married to someone who has an actual addiction to buying sheets. This is not something I am capable of comprehending. Before I met Skylar-what's-his-name,
Skylar Covid Testing Skylar has one more big test next week because Hell is eternal, and then he supposedly has a couple of weeks off. That man has been verging on a nervous
House Yard Hoarders We may have an actual problem at this point. It started out slowly. My mother handed me a plow my great grandpa used for the entire second half of the
Skylar Masters Skylar supposedly finished his third year of medical school last week. You wouldn't know it by watching his actions since then, which have consisted entirely of basically the
Skylar A Horrific Birthday Surprise That Was Fine I told you a while ago that my dragon slayer started torturing me around February with birthday threats. Skylar's track record on birthday surprises: they are the most
Skylar Covid Vaccine The granola vaccine lady with spiky hair told me yesterday afternoon that with my second Covid shot I may experience "some symptoms." I, of course, waved her away
Skylar Think . . . Cold. Skylar of Sugarhouse, my lawfully wedded something or other, the man who vowed in front of all the spirits of the universe to never harm me in any way and
Skylar Cracked Pot Our neighbor, Lynne, has decided to move and we are not pleased about this. We've developed a co-dependent relationship with Lynne over the years and it's
Wedding My Trashy Self Is In A Wedding Magazine I literally almost laughed myself into a coma several months ago when someone reached out to me and Skylar and said they wanted to put us in a wedding magazine.
Ukraine The BBC A few months ago the BBC reached out to me and said they had found my Ukrainian appendectomy story on Strangerville and they wondered if they could feature it in
Skylar None Of It Is Sexy I'm not sure why we create media around sexing up the profession of physicians. This is not a sexy job. I'm sorry to dismantle the decades
Skylar The Holy First Church of Saint Peloton I learned about Peloton a couple years ago, probably from Meg. She told me at that time that the most supportive friend in her life was an exceptionally gay Peloton
Jude A True Democracy One of the plus sides to living in These Unprecedented Times is many of my friends realized all at once that they could actually just go ahead and get really
Ridiculous Just In Case Cookies A few weeks ago @gimmeplants [https://twitter.com/gimmeplants] on Twitter posted a picture of an absolute abomination called "Just In Case Cookies." We talked about it on
